What to do with a Prince Albert
Q: Hi Doctor,
I was wondering if you had any advice on what to do with a prince albert? I just recently started dating a guy that has one. He’s the first guy I’ve been with who has one. I usually love to give head but I haven’t to him because I’m not sure how to handle it. I don’t know how to begin. What do I do?
Piercingly Puzzled
A: Puzzled,
Let me first holler at the Queerlove readers who may not be familiar with Prince Albert beyond rudimentary knowledge of the Royal Family.
A Prince Albert, or PA, is a body piercing where the ring or barbell is inserted into the male’s piss slit/urethra (to clarify, we are talking about the penis here), and then comes out through a pierced hole right below the glans, at the frenulum. It is widely held that this piercing heightens your sexual experiences by increasing sensitivity. It also improves sex for the other partner since the ring allows the top to better hit that (meaning those special prostate spots).
In regards to fellating a PA, I can understand your hesitation. The gauge or size of the ring may be daunting, but even if it isn’t huge, the idea of sucking a dick with a foreign metal object attached to it might take a minute to get used to. If your partner has a simple steel ring or barbell, meaning no fancy stones or dangling ornaments, you should be in no danger of choking on something. Just make sure the ring ends are tightly screwed on before taking them in your mouth.
Personally, I enjoy playing with a guy when he has a PA. Andy thinks its weird when the ring hits his tooth fillings, so if you have metal tooth fillings, it might cause a weird sensation. But for the most part, any awkward sensation is mental and will become less irksome with time. If you happen to have a tongue piercing, there is a slight chance the two rings might snag you. They might also get caught in each other. If this happens, stay calm. Most of the time, they unhinge easily.
